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Food.

Citizens! Welcome to the Empire! Now listen close, cook, eat... and carry on.
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72 songs
3:06Song Image
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Woodwinds, RP English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Vinyl Crackle, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Lo-Fi, Mono
4:13Song Image
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Mono, Vintage Recording, Slow Pacing, Crisp Diction
3:37Song Image
1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, Tempo is Moderate, Measured
3:19Song Image
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Scientific, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Mono, Vintage Recording, Slow Pacing, Crisp Diction
2:48Song Image
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Scientific, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Mono, Vintage Recording, Slow Pacing, Crisp Diction
2:59Song Image
1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word Throughout, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, Heavy Tuba, Glockenspiel, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Gluttonous, Slow Tempo, Measured
3:01Song Image
1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word Throughout, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, RP King's English Military Accent, Pompous, Slow Tempo, Measured, Ticking Clock Percussion, Pizzicato Strings, Fastidious, Educational
3:16Song Image
1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word Throughout, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Slow Tempo, Measured
3:29Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, String Quartet (Minuet), Harpsichord, RP King's English Accent, Pedantic, Instructional, Slow Tempo, aristocratic
2:52Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, String Quartet (Minuet), Harpsichord, RP King's English Accent, Pedantic, Instructional, Slow Tempo, aristocratic
3:27Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Oriental Woodwinds (subtle), Plodding Bassoon, RP King's English Accent, Connoisseur, Educational, Eccentric
3:30Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Chamber Orchestra, Harpsichord, Ticking Clock Percussion, RP King's English Accent, Fastidious, Snobbish, Educational
3:27Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Bustling Market Ambience, Marching Band Snare, Tuba, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Instructional, Measured Tempo
3:02Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Heavy Brass (Tuba), Playful Woodwinds, RP King's English Accent, Gluttonous, Pompous, Instructional, No Singing
2:39Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Slowed-Down Sailor's Hornpipe (Orchestral), Tuba, Accordion, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Resigned but Dutiful, Eccentric
2:59Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Clarinet, Real Northern English Brass Band, RP King's English Accent, English Stiff Upper Lip, Pompous, Gluttonous, Educational, Instructional, No Singing
3:47Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word Throughout, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Swirling Strings, Woodwinds, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Dramatic, Eccentric, Late Night Radio, Soft, Baritone Spoken Word, Intimate, Whispering, ASMR qualities, Piano, Double Bass, Warm, Romantic, Tempo: Slow, Languid, Seductive
3:56Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word Throughout, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Woodwinds, RP King's English Accent Throughout, Soft Jazz, Pompous, Serious, Instructional, Educational, Dramatic, Eccentric, ASMR, No Singing
4:29Song Image
1950s BBC Broadcast, Audiobook, Spoken Word, Slow Soft Jazz, Italian Accordion (Subtle), Double Bass, Male Vocals, RP British English Accent, RP King's English throughout, Articulate, Crisp Enunciation, Warm, Gastronomic, Slow Tempo
4:36Song Image
1950s BBC Broadcast, Audiobook, Spoken Word, Slow Soft Jazz, Italian Café Ambience, Piano, Upright Bass, Soft Accordion, Baritone, RP English Accent, Sophisticated, Sensual, Instructional, Italian Accordion (Subtle), Double Bass, Male Vocals, RP British English Accent, RP King's English throughout, Articulate, Crisp Enunciation, Warm, Gastronomic, Slow Tempo
3:32Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Chamber Orchestra, Bassoon, Harpsichord, Ticking Clock Percussion, RP King's English Accent, Fastidious, Snobbish, Educational, Witty
3:57Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Eastern Classical, Koto, Bamboo Flute, Soft Chimes, Minimalist Ambient, Fastidious, Meditative, Slow Tempo
3:42Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Jazz, Accordion, Upright Bass, Noir Atmosphere, Stern, Gastronomic
3:53Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Folk, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestral Swells, Stern, Culinary, Dramatic, Gastronomic
4:11Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Folk, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestral Swells, Nautical, Stern, Culinary, Dramatic, Gastronomic, Witty
4:41Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Jazz, Tuba, Brass Section, Pizzicato Strings, Deep Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Folk, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestral Swells, Stern, Witty, Culinary, Dramatic, Gastronomic, Comforting, Heavy, Instructional
5:09Song Image
Audiobook, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Deep Male Spoken Word, ASMR, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestra, Stern, Witty, Culinary, Gastronomic, Comforting, Heavy, Instructional, Clear Enunciation Throughout, No Singing
3:24Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Orchestral, Pizzicato Strings, Clarinet, Tuba, Bassoon, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Pompous, Witty, Marching Rhythm
2:29Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Orchestral, Pizzicato Strings, Clarinet, Tuba, Bassoon, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Marching Rhythm, Spoken Word, 1950s Public Service Broadcast, Military March, Theatrical, Rolled R's, Over-Enunciated
4:42Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Orchestral, Tuba, Bassoon, Pizzicato Strings, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Comforting
3:49Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Rich Orchestral, Solo Cello, Oboe, French Horn, Male Vocal ASMR, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Warm, Woody, Deliberate Pacing
4:09Song Image
1950s Radio Broadcast, Spoken Word, Audio Play, BBC RP Accent Intro, Heavy Scottish Brogue Verse, Orchestral Swell transitioning into Celtic Folk, Educational, Atmospheric, Brief and Faint Lo-Fi Crackle
3:06Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Orchestral ASMR, Tuba, Bassoon, Pizzicato Strings, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Comforting
5:18Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestral, Middle Eastern Oud, Thai Gamelan, Gong, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Exotic, Strict, Slow Pacing
3:16Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Big Band, Brass, Double Bass, Snare Drum, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Witty, Strict, Leisurely Vocal Pacing, Crisp Regal Enunciation Throughout
5:12Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestra ASMR, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Witty, Strict, Slow Staccato Pacing
4:04Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestral ASMR, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Witty, Strict, Slow Staccato Pacing, Chamber Music, Instructional
4:04Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestral Medley (Tuba, Cello, Oud, Brass, Mandolin, Accordion), Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Grateful, Strict, Ominous, Final
4:02Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Pastoral Orchestral (Flute, Oboe, Strings), Heavy Brass Swells, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Slightly Dark, Instructional, Grand
4:24Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Baroque Chamber Music (Harpsichord, Cello), Snare Drum Rolls, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Crisp Pacing
4:00Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Industrial Percussion (Hammers, Anvils), Brass Band, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Gritty, Strict, Direct, Loud, Witty
5:09Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Regal Male Narrator, Scientific, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Imperial, Pompous, Ominous, Stirring, Slow Pacing
5:04Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Tense Spy Thriller Soundtrack (Bass, Vibraphone, Bongos), High-Pitched Fluorescent Hum, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Tactical, Cynical, Fast-Paced, Strict, Witty
4:49Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Western Swing blended with Imperial Brass, Slide Guitar, Heavy Snare, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Witty, Strict, Gluttonous
4:57Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Orchestral (Flute, Harp, Pizzicato Strings), Summer Atmosphere, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Sensual but Strict
5:29Song Image
Svensk Gånglåt, Nyckelharpa Lead, Solo Fiddle, Acoustic Guitar Backing, 2/4 Walking Tempo, Pastoral, Whimsical, Atmospheric, No Percussion, Crisp Production There is an epic quality to this, It reminds me of the Boar Hunt, yet, smaller, To chase a parsnip requires a singular focus, a purity of will, Let the strings sing of his uneven legs! Is the Haggis chasing the parsnip, or is he chasing the idea of the parsnip? The 'Wild Parsnip' represents the uncultivated truth, it is harder to find than the garden variety, but far more rewarding to the soul, The terrain is difficult, Fog and hills, The creature's adaptation, legs of different lengths to circle the mountain, shows excellent evolutionary tactics, A localized specialist, I respect the logistics, It is innocent, There is no malice here, only hunger and the mist, It is a relief to see a creature of legend that seeks only a vegetable root, rather than power or blood
3:47Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Dark Jazz Noir (Double Bass, Smoky Saxophone), Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Sophisticated, Gritty, Instructional, Stern, Witty
4:45Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Minimalist Avant-Garde Strings (Sharp, Staccato), Striking, Regal Deep Male Vocals Throughout, RP King's English Accent, Arrogant, Cutting, Fast-Paced, Strict, Witty
5:32Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Jazz Waltz (Piano, Brush Snare), The sound of a whisk in a glass bowl, Bubbling water, Tense, Instructional, Smooth, Strict, Witty, Deep Male Regal Voice, RP King's English Accent, Theatrical, Pompous, Serious and Warning, Measured Pacing
6:23Song Image
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Orchestral ASMR, Tuba, Bassoon, Pizzicato Strings, Deep Male Regal Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Comforting