
Food.
Citizens! Welcome to the Empire!
Now listen close, cook, eat... and carry on.
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72 songs
3:06

Mashed.
v5
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Woodwinds, RP English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Vinyl Crackle, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Lo-Fi, Mono
4:13

Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Mono, Vintage Recording, Slow Pacing, Crisp Diction
3:37

Steak.
v5
1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, Tempo is Moderate, Measured
3:19

Gravy.
v5
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Scientific, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Mono, Vintage Recording, Slow Pacing, Crisp Diction
2:48

Greens.
v5
Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Geriatric Male Narrator, Scientific, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Mono, Vintage Recording, Slow Pacing, Crisp Diction
2:59

Dessert.
v5
1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word Throughout, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, Heavy Tuba, Glockenspiel, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Gluttonous, Slow Tempo, Measured
3:01

1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word Throughout, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, RP King's English Military Accent, Pompous, Slow Tempo, Measured, Ticking Clock Percussion, Pizzicato Strings, Fastidious, Educational
3:16

1950s BBC Broadcast, Public Service Announcement, Light Orchestral, Baritone Spoken Word Throughout, Instructional Jingle, Received Pronunciation, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Slow Tempo, Measured
3:29

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, String Quartet (Minuet), Harpsichord, RP King's English Accent, Pedantic, Instructional, Slow Tempo, aristocratic
2:52

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, String Quartet (Minuet), Harpsichord, RP King's English Accent, Pedantic, Instructional, Slow Tempo, aristocratic
3:27

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Oriental Woodwinds (subtle), Plodding Bassoon, RP King's English Accent, Connoisseur, Educational, Eccentric
3:30

Tea.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Chamber Orchestra, Harpsichord, Ticking Clock Percussion, RP King's English Accent, Fastidious, Snobbish, Educational
3:27

Market.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Bustling Market Ambience, Marching Band Snare, Tuba, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Instructional, Measured Tempo
3:02

Bacon.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Heavy Brass (Tuba), Playful Woodwinds, RP King's English Accent, Gluttonous, Pompous, Instructional, No Singing
2:39

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Slowed-Down Sailor's Hornpipe (Orchestral), Tuba, Accordion, RP King's English Accent, Pompous, Resigned but Dutiful, Eccentric
2:59

Sausage.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Clarinet, Real Northern English Brass Band, RP King's English Accent, English Stiff Upper Lip, Pompous, Gluttonous, Educational, Instructional, No Singing
3:47

Egg.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word Throughout, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Swirling Strings, Woodwinds, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Dramatic, Eccentric, Late Night Radio, Soft, Baritone Spoken Word, Intimate, Whispering, ASMR qualities, Piano, Double Bass, Warm, Romantic, Tempo: Slow, Languid, Seductive
3:56

Bean.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word Throughout, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Woodwinds, RP King's English Accent Throughout, Soft Jazz, Pompous, Serious, Instructional, Educational, Dramatic, Eccentric, ASMR, No Singing
4:29

Pizza.
v5
1950s BBC Broadcast, Audiobook, Spoken Word, Slow Soft Jazz, Italian Accordion (Subtle), Double Bass, Male Vocals, RP British English Accent, RP King's English throughout, Articulate, Crisp Enunciation, Warm, Gastronomic, Slow Tempo
4:36

1950s BBC Broadcast, Audiobook, Spoken Word, Slow Soft Jazz, Italian Café Ambience, Piano, Upright Bass, Soft Accordion, Baritone, RP English Accent, Sophisticated, Sensual, Instructional, Italian Accordion (Subtle), Double Bass, Male Vocals, RP British English Accent, RP King's English throughout, Articulate, Crisp Enunciation, Warm, Gastronomic, Slow Tempo
3:32

Biscuit.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Chamber Orchestra, Bassoon, Harpsichord, Ticking Clock Percussion, RP King's English Accent, Fastidious, Snobbish, Educational, Witty
3:57

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Eastern Classical, Koto, Bamboo Flute, Soft Chimes, Minimalist Ambient, Fastidious, Meditative, Slow Tempo
3:42

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Jazz, Accordion, Upright Bass, Noir Atmosphere, Stern, Gastronomic
3:53

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Folk, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestral Swells, Stern, Culinary, Dramatic, Gastronomic
4:11

Seafood.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Folk, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestral Swells, Nautical, Stern, Culinary, Dramatic, Gastronomic, Witty
4:41

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Jazz, Tuba, Brass Section, Pizzicato Strings, Deep Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian Folk, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestral Swells, Stern, Witty, Culinary, Dramatic, Gastronomic, Comforting, Heavy, Instructional
5:09

Bread.
v5
Audiobook, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Deep Male Spoken Word, ASMR, RP King's English Accent, Deep Male Voice, Italian, Mandolin, Accordion, Orchestra, Stern, Witty, Culinary, Gastronomic, Comforting, Heavy, Instructional, Clear Enunciation Throughout, No Singing
3:24

Nugget.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Orchestral, Pizzicato Strings, Clarinet, Tuba, Bassoon, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Pompous, Witty, Marching Rhythm
2:29

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Orchestral, Pizzicato Strings, Clarinet, Tuba, Bassoon, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Marching Rhythm, Spoken Word, 1950s Public Service Broadcast, Military March, Theatrical, Rolled R's, Over-Enunciated
4:42

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Orchestral, Tuba, Bassoon, Pizzicato Strings, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Comforting
3:49

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Rich Orchestral, Solo Cello, Oboe, French Horn, Male Vocal ASMR, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Warm, Woody, Deliberate Pacing
4:09

1950s Radio Broadcast, Spoken Word, Audio Play, BBC RP Accent Intro, Heavy Scottish Brogue Verse, Orchestral Swell transitioning into Celtic Folk, Educational, Atmospheric, Brief and Faint Lo-Fi Crackle
3:06

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Orchestral ASMR, Tuba, Bassoon, Pizzicato Strings, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Comforting
5:18

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestral, Middle Eastern Oud, Thai Gamelan, Gong, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Exotic, Strict, Slow Pacing
3:16

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Big Band, Brass, Double Bass, Snare Drum, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Witty, Strict, Leisurely Vocal Pacing, Crisp Regal Enunciation Throughout
5:12

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestra ASMR, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Witty, Strict, Slow Staccato Pacing
4:04

Crêpes.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestral ASMR, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Witty, Strict, Slow Staccato Pacing, Chamber Music, Instructional
4:04

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Orchestral Medley (Tuba, Cello, Oud, Brass, Mandolin, Accordion), Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Grateful, Strict, Ominous, Final
4:02

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Pastoral Orchestral (Flute, Oboe, Strings), Heavy Brass Swells, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Educational, Slightly Dark, Instructional, Grand
4:24

Cracker.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Baroque Chamber Music (Harpsichord, Cello), Snare Drum Rolls, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Crisp Pacing
4:00

Ham.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Industrial Percussion (Hammers, Anvils), Brass Band, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Gritty, Strict, Direct, Loud, Witty
5:09

Chicken.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Instructional, Light Orchestral Background, Chamber Strings, Clarinet, Woodwinds, RP Formal King's English Accent, Regal Male Narrator, Scientific, Educational, Public Service Announcement, Imperial, Pompous, Ominous, Stirring, Slow Pacing
5:04

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Tense Spy Thriller Soundtrack (Bass, Vibraphone, Bongos), High-Pitched Fluorescent Hum, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Imperial, Tactical, Cynical, Fast-Paced, Strict, Witty
4:49

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Western Swing blended with Imperial Brass, Slide Guitar, Heavy Snare, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Witty, Strict, Gluttonous
4:57

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Orchestral (Flute, Harp, Pizzicato Strings), Summer Atmosphere, Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Sensual but Strict
5:29

Haggis.
v5
Svensk Gånglåt, Nyckelharpa Lead, Solo Fiddle, Acoustic Guitar Backing, 2/4 Walking Tempo, Pastoral, Whimsical, Atmospheric, No Percussion, Crisp Production
There is an epic quality to this, It reminds me of the Boar Hunt, yet, smaller, To chase a parsnip requires a singular focus, a purity of will, Let the strings sing of his uneven legs!
Is the Haggis chasing the parsnip, or is he chasing the idea of the parsnip? The 'Wild Parsnip' represents the uncultivated truth, it is harder to find than the garden variety, but far more rewarding to the soul, The terrain is difficult, Fog and hills, The creature's adaptation, legs of different lengths to circle the mountain, shows excellent evolutionary tactics, A localized specialist, I respect the logistics, It is innocent, There is no malice here, only hunger and the mist, It is a relief to see a creature of legend that seeks only a vegetable root, rather than power or blood
3:47

Prunes.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Dark Jazz Noir (Double Bass, Smoky Saxophone), Male Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Sophisticated, Gritty, Instructional, Stern, Witty
4:45

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Minimalist Avant-Garde Strings (Sharp, Staccato), Striking, Regal Deep Male Vocals Throughout, RP King's English Accent, Arrogant, Cutting, Fast-Paced, Strict, Witty
5:32

Curd.
v5
Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Light Jazz Waltz (Piano, Brush Snare), The sound of a whisk in a glass bowl, Bubbling water, Tense, Instructional, Smooth, Strict, Witty, Deep Male Regal Voice, RP King's English Accent, Theatrical, Pompous, Serious and Warning, Measured Pacing
6:23

Audiobook, Spoken Word, 1950s BBC Broadcast, Warm Orchestral ASMR, Tuba, Bassoon, Pizzicato Strings, Deep Male Regal Vocals, RP King's English Accent, Instructional, Pompous, Strict, Witty, Comforting
