
Demented Xmas Playlist
Comedic untraditional holiday songs, with lyrics from someone on the very naughty list.
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31 songs
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1:43

traditional Scottish folk, gospel, group harmonies
3:19

Angels we have Heard while High
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Gregorian chant, deep male voices, monophonic, unison singing, group acapella, church modes
1:39

Oh Where is Your Manager
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children's music, holiday, carol, cradle song, Key of C, 3/4 time signature, slow 80 bpm
2:04

Bring a torch, Timo Makinen-O
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Irish Rock, 1960s era Psychedelic Rock, Baroque pop, avant-garde, male vocalist, melodic
2:17

God Rest Ye Merry Visa Debt
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Key: E minor, Time Signature: 6/8, Tempo: faster, mid-tempo brass, jazz lounge, legato phrasing with pitch slides
3:46

key: d major, time signature: 4/4, tempo: 90 bpm, synth wave, psy trance, female vocal
3:08

What Kit is This?
v4.5-all
[Genre: Renaissance Ballad] [Style: English Folk Tune, 1580s] [Key: A Minor] [Tempo: Andante (approx 76-84 BPM)] [Time Signature: 6/8]
A solemn, beautiful, and slightly melancholic instrumental piece, The main instrument is a plucked **Lute** playing the central melody, supported by a gentle, fingerpicked **Acoustic Guitar** providing a warm counter-harmony and rhythm, Imagine a minstrel playing quietly in a Tudor courtyard, The atmosphere is historical, refined, and intimate
2:14

We Wishhoo a Merrikrshmuss
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acapella, shouting, off-key vocals, loud, slurred words, out of tune, dissonant, messy vocals, no music, acapella, vocal, no instruments
3:42

[Genre: Broadway Cabaret] [Style: High-Energy, Over-the-Top, Show Tune] [Tempo: Majestic March (approx 100 BPM)] [Key: D Minor or E Minor (dramatic flair)] [Instrumentation: Piano (driving rhythm), Trumpet/Brass fanfares, Dramatic strings, Heavy percussion]
A powerful, bombastic, and deeply theatrical performance, The vocal style should be **highly dramatic, brassy, and expressive**, performed by a **Cabaret Diva or Showman**, Use the recognizable **marching rhythm** and **chord progression** of "We Three Kings, " Emphasize the **fanfares** (brass stabs) before and after the chorus
2:24

Neo-Classical Choral, Renaissance Madrigal, Solemn Christmas Carol, A Cappella, Medieval Drone, Haunting D Minor Key, Slow Tempo: 60-70 bpm, Time 2/2, Modal Harmonies, Unaccompanied voices (A Cappella), Male and Female Choir, Sustained Vocal Drones, Sparse Oboe or Recorder, Subdued Organ Chord, Melancholy, Somber, Haunting, Funeral Processional
4:19

To the Tune of "The First Noël", Epic Fantasy Ballad, Minor Key Choral, Orchestral Christmas Carol, Celtic Folk Instruments, Film Score, Deep Bass Voices, Low Male Choir, Irish Whistle, Large Drum Percussion (slow beat), Sweeping String Section (Cellos and Violas), Dark and Resonant Organ Chords, Ominous, Foreboding, Grand, Melancholy, Heroic but Somber
2:24

Italo disco, Musica popolare italiana, Tarantella Napoletana, key of C major, fast, lively 6/8 time signature, moving between bright major sections and more grounded minor (Am) sections, using chords like Am, Dm, E7, G7, C, and G7, high tempo
3:09

3:05

O come, O come, The Manual
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Swedish Pop, Roots Rock, Melodic Metal, group vocals, Vocal chops, heavy synth, guitars, banger drums with drops and hooks
1:45

Kingpin Vince's Lass
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french folk pop, key: F major, Time: 4/4, brisk tempo 120 bpm, jazzy, upbeat, accordions, violins, horns
4:37

Genre: Delta Blues Rock, Chicago Blues, Call and Response
Key/Tempo/Vibe: Mid-tempo shuffle rhythm, a driving, heavy blues progression in the key of A (like "Mannish Boy"), Gritty, distorted slide guitar, a prominent walking bassline, and a strong drum backbeat, Vocal Style: A dominant, growling male lead vocalist (the "caller") and a small, tight group of male background vocalists (the "responders"), The responders should be short, punchy shouts, often accompanied by hand claps or stomps
3:33

Here We Come A-Waffling
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Genre: Warm Folk, Acoustic Americana, Holiday Carol Style
Instrumentation: Gentle acoustic guitar fingerpicking, light fiddle or mandolin melody, and a soft, rhythmic upright bass, The sound should be cozy, inviting, and have a slightly nostalgic feel, like a traditional holiday gathering, Vocal Style: A clean, friendly, and harmonious vocal arrangement, A solo male or female voice for the main verses, joined by a small group of cheerful voices (a choir or harmony trio) for the "Love and joy come to you, " lines (the chorus/refrain)
4:44

Oh Little Bit of Onion Stem
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Traditional Christmas Hymn, Gentle Acoustic Folk, Ballad
Instrumentation: Soft piano accompaniment, a very light, melodic string section (violins or cello), and perhaps a subtle acoustic guitar arpeggio, The tempo should be slow and reverent, mimicking a traditional church setting, The overall mood is quiet, peaceful, and contemplative, Vocal Style: A sincere, high-quality, and gentle solo vocalist (male or female) singing the lyrics in a ballad style, No elaborate runs or belts—just a clear, hymn-like delivery
3:54

Happy Winter Mythmash
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comedic pop rock
multiple voices, duet, male and female vocals
1:17

la la la la la (first version)
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comedic pop rock
multiple voices, duet, male and female vocals
3:45

Jingle Bells, man
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beat poet, spoken word, raw emotion, free verse, improv jazz, beatnik, narration, low and solemn, off key, narrative pauses, low male vocal
3:03

Phrygian mode Aggrotech, Harsh EDM, screamed vocals, female vocal, Dark Electro, Electronicore, guttural screams
3:06

Silent fart, Holy fart
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Genre/Style: Christmas Carol, Traditional Hymn, Satire, A Capella (or very minimal, soft piano accompaniment to emphasize the 'silent' nature), Mood: Anxious, Comedic, Serene (but with a nervous undertone), Time Signature/Key/Tempo: Waltz tempo (3/4 time), slow, in the traditional key (e, g, B-flat Major), matching the exact original melody and chord progression of "Silent Night, " The music must sound precisely like a classic, reverent recording of the carol, but with the absurd lyrics, Vocals: Male Solo, singing in a serious, smooth, and operatic baritone or tenor style—as if they are genuinely performing a sacred hymn, Must clearly enunciate the comedic lyrics, Song Length: About 4 minutes (to accommodate all 4 verses)
1:32

Baroque Chamber Music, Harpsichord, String Quartet, SATB Vocal Quartet, Polyphonic, 3/4 Time Signature, G-Major, Sophisticated, Stately, Precise Diction, 18th Century Style, An accurate sounding cover of the Christmas tune "The Holly and the Ivy"
3:21

It Came Upon a Midnight Brew
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Ethereal Pop, Contemporary Piano Ballad, Synth Pads, Dream Pop, 4/4 Time Signature, F-Major, Reflective, Smooth Vocals, Ambient, Midnight Mood, Electronic Glitch (subtle, for the "still" sound)
2:59

Jolly Old Store Manager
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Bluegrass, High Tempo, Up-tempo, Banjo, Fiddle, Flat-picked Acoustic Guitar, Mandolin, Upright Bass, 2/4 Time Signature, Key of G Major, Twangy Vocals, Three-Part Harmony, Energetic, To the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"
2:29

Epic Orchestral, Cinematic Trailer, Symphony Orchestra, Powerful SATB Choir, Pipe Organ, Heavy Timpani, Triumphant, Fanfare, 4/4 Time Signature, Key of D-Major, High Fantasy Atmosphere, Cover tune of "Joy to the World"
2:39

O Tannenbaum (Metal version)
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Hard Rock, Pub Rock, High-Voltage, 4/4 Time Signature, 90 BPM, A Mixolydian, Power Chords (A5 G5 D5), Crunchy Overdriven SG Guitar, Heavy Gated Snare, Relentless Stomp Beat, Raspy High-Pitched Male Vocals, Blues-Rock Riffage, (Cover in the style of "Back in Black")
1:57

1:51

I'm sayin' 3 boats
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Gangsta Rap, Old School Hip-Hop, Gritty Beat
Instrumentation: A heavy, repetitive 808 bassline, a sharp, crisp drum machine beat (think classic Roland TR-808 or 909 sounds), a dark, brooding synth pad, and a subtle, ominous string sample (chopped, looped), The rhythm should be driving and slightly menacing, Vocal Style: A deep, authoritative male rap voice with a clear, steady flow, The delivery should be confident and assertive, with a slight gravel to the tone, No auto-tune, Occasional ad-libs or background shouts like "Yo!" or "Uh-huh" can be added
