Silent fart, Holy fart

[Verse 1] Silent fart, Holy fart, Hope it's calm, Hope it's quiet. Just a rumble, from my belly, Keep the volume low, soft and mellow. Pray for heavenly peace. Pray for heavenly peace. [Verse 2] Silent fart, Dreadful sight, Buttocks tense with all their might. Smells are seeping out from under, Hope my secret's a blunder! This foul Savior is born, This foul Savior is born! [Verse 3] Silent fart, Oh the fight, Will this room smell too awful right? Lean to one cheek, let the air pass slow, Like a breeze, let the gas just flow. Jesus, Lord, what a stench, Jesus, Lord, what a stench. [Verse 4] Silent fart, Getting tight, Hold my breath with all my might. Don't let out a loud-sounding bass, Or I'll leave in total disgrace. Hope it's all done at last, Hope it's all done at last!