Jingle Bells, man

Dashing through the snow, In a sleigh pulled by a horse, we went over the hills, yeah, And just laughed and laughed; The horse had bells on it's bob tail, Our spirits were bright lookin' at that What a sport, to just ride and sing we called them slaying songs, we slayed. Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, man; Oh! what joy it was to ride In that one-horse open sleigh. yeah. wow. So, A day or two ago, I thought I'd take that ride. And soon, this dame miss Fannie Bright Was seated by my side. but the horse was mean, and lanky, Misfortune seemed our lot horse went right into a snow bank, brother, And we— we got upsot. like turned over, man, bam. Those Jingle bells, jingling bells, they Jingled all the way; all day! Oh! what joy, was that wild ride, man, In this horse drawn, crazy sleigh. yeah, A day or two ago, The story I did tell, I went out on the snow again, right, dig it, on my back I fell - kablam. splat. on the ground. just like that, yeah. some guy was riding by, he also had a horse pulling his sleigh, but He just laughed and laught, as i layed there, all sprawled out and defeated. yeah, then , well , he just drove away. Ah! like, fast. gone. done. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; you hearing this? yeah what joy - take a ride, In a one-horse , open sleigh. Now , well, the ground is white, see, Go do it while you can. Take the girls out in the snow tonight and sing this crazy song. Just get a bobtailed bay, that's a horse. Two forty as his speed, that's, like , good speed. Hitch him to an open sleigh, man, And like snap! You'll take the lead. goin fast. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what joy , ride ride ride, In that , awesome, fantastical, one-horse , wide open , and slay.