i saw jesus kissing santa claus while scrooge and hinkle were smoking something smelly rudolph was doing jello shots with all the elves licking frosty's snow from the ice queen's belly then mohammed, shouting to admiral allahu akbar who warned us all there was some sort of trap mr hankey the chrismas poo just stood and laughed as we realized that he was full of crap it then came upon a midnight clear as krampus staggered off to get a snack this angel chick burnt her finger on my menorah watching the giant put bad children in a sack the little drummer boy was banging Y Y Z while the grinch was holding his ears gingerbread men squirting icing everywhere while polar bears and penguins gave three cheers then jack frost got out a magic flute and battled christmas cardinals in a tune mr. jingeling rang his bells with oogie boogie while jack skellington and sally dance with goons a kwanzaa parade on saint lucy's day were dancing oh so jolly the solstice fae round boxing day from las posadas to diwali we ate pancakes and dongzhi with zoros and zuni and most of this song we forget but from the festivus pole unto each merry old soul may this winter be the best yet
