[Verse] Off from the housetop a reindeer falls pushed by mister Santa Claus then down the chimney with lots of noise he dropped his bag of Christmas toys [Chorus] "no no no!", i heard him go, "oh god noooo!", as he slipped on the snow he slid off the roof like a drunken hick and landed in the snowbank packed so thick [Verse] then at the door stood missus Nell Cooing, "oh dear Santa come fill me well!" "make me holler and laugh and cry, I'll give you some cookies and a shot of rye" [Chrous] Ho ho ho , wouldn't you know Ho ho ho, Nell the town hoe. Up on the Santa her heels clicked stuffing her up with his candy stick [Verse] Meanwhile came along mister Will he got a good look at this glorious thrill wanking his member with lots of whacks his twig about froze before he reached climax [Chorus] Oh fo sho , everyone knows Oh fo sho , who wouldn't go? Posting on the internet click click click Santa made a fortune selling pics
