O come, O come, The Manual

O come, O come, the manual, from the cardboard box unsealed that mourns in lonely piles, dear with one Ikea wrench laid here. Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf. O come, O Wisdom to our plight, we went and bought these things one night; To us the path of knowledge show slot A tab B and C to go. Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf. O come, o come, hand me the light I think this screw went in too tight the wooden peg got stuck in there where it fits I know not where. Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf. O come, dear Swedish furniture, a missing box we must secure! the flatpack parts are numbered so except for one, where did it go? Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf. O come, O Key of Allen hex, with cam lock nuts and strange objects, I hope I placed the right way in, or I will do this thing again. Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf. I work, all night til Morning comes, drank too much coffee, ate cinnamon buns, for lunch we'll have Swedish meatballs, and hope these ledges stay on the walls. Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf. oh come, Ikea of furniture, mine admire the deals, the art, the finds, now that we've finished the work has ceased we relax exhausted, and sit in peace. Rejoice! Rejoice! the manual was found inside, to build the shelf.