[verse] Deck your balls with sprigs of holly... fa la la la la, la la la la... as i blow up the big sex dolly... fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] got the batteries from the kitchen, fa la la la la, la la la la... Ima gonna leave you twitchin. fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] Oh Holy night, the batteries are recharching..... fa la la la la, la la la la... the binds are tied, and Im waiting for you..... fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] Please make sure that when you poke her fa la la la la, la la la la... you don't wear pins you shall not broke her... fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] Make her last and bust a nutty fa la la la la, la la la la... She was made to be real slutty fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] Just clean her with a soft wet cloth fa la la la la, la la la la... or the next time your dick may fall off fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] now we don our gay apparel fa la la la la, la la la la... we drink egg nogg from an old screech barrel fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] my new sex doll came from japan fa la la la la, la la la la... has so many holes i dont use my hands fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] so she sat in my lap and started drumming fa la la la la, la la la la... just like santa claus i'm coming fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] didn't see the warning about electric shock fa la la la la, la la la la... she's worse than pikachu on my cock fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] got her so dirty she needs a shower fa la la la la, la la la la... oops still plugged in took out the whole block's power fa la la la la, la la la la... [verse] still hot and wet, she made me crazy fa la la la la, la la la la... what came next is kinda hazy.... fa la la la la, OH FUCKING LA!
