We Wishhoo a Merrikrshmuss

[slurred, loud vocals] we WISH SHOO uh maRy KRISH MISH vee wishoo ay murry krish mush WE WISH OO A MURRY kRiZZmuzzzz AND a HARPY new YEER! [messy vocals] guh ti ti tiDINGs we buring to YOO n yerkin! weiwosh youz a murry krashmash unt dah APPY noo yur nowz brings us sum FIGGY puddin no brung me zum fricken POODING nows brang me sam fig gee puhding and bring that shite right here! [dissonant singing] vee wishoo ay murry krish mush wait... GOOD tide ings we brought to ya and yer kin ya wish ya happy christmas and stuff and HAPPY NEW YEAR! [slurred vocals] uh we wont go in till i get some hell no wont go tills we get one so bring us some puddin pudding Nand ah bottle ov goO-o-o-od CHEER!!! [acapella] Great tidinGs we sI-I-ing to YOU and yer kins we rish you's sah merry X MAS ha ha happy new YERA! [off-key vocals] we all love that figgin puddy we all love that fig gee poodee we all lovez thUt yumMY pOOddin thankz fer the gray CHEER [shouting] good tidings GOOD tidings good TIDING and cheer good tidings for chrishmish oh ya happy year!! [growling] A pocket full of money, AY pock et FOOL of MOONEY a pockut fulls of monHEE and barrels of BEER! Weee! merry fucking x mas everyone and to all a good night!