[intro, instrumental] [verse] Its time, again, to spend the cash, you've never really got. to buy more food than you can eat , so you can watch it rot. while candles grow, the children know, we do it all for them. so break out the visa once again, spend spend spend. ooohh break out the visa once again. [verse] The tables set, the trees aglow, and soon they will arrive. with little things, and songs to sing, all bright and shining eyes. its finally time, to pour the wine, and get this dinner done. but for now , you must keep up, on the run drinking more rum. yes for now, you must continue to run. [verse] the gifts are done, the kids are gone , you finally have some peace. sit by fire, all you desire , is less pain in your knees. its much more work, everything hurts , must deeper than the past. You swear this years hosting is going to be your last, You've said in the past. Christmas has become a big pain in the ass [outro, instrumental]