Oh Where is Your Manager

[Verse] Oh Where is your Manager, a Karen once said, As all the store workers bowed down their tired heads; The light from a storeroom shone out through a crack, As little boss man was passed out in the back. [Verse] As customers were shopping, the poor man awakes, yet groggy old boss man no movements he makes; "I hate you," yelled Karen, as we covered our ears, "I'll stay here all night, 'til your manager appears!" [Verse] "Come up here, dear Manager," I said waving my hand, So he staggered forward, attempting to stand. Bless all the dear workers in malls everywhere, As managers and Karens stand off in a stare. [Verse] "What is it?" he asked her, his eyes full of dread, Then he pointed, smiling, as her face turned red; "Your purchase was elsewhere," he chuckled to her, then Karen coughed huffing and stormed out the door.