Laizer Beam, The Aristocratic cat (clean edition, sfw)
A series of cats in space on the interstellar luxury liner Dramática. A Dilapidated Vessel, or Captain calls "work-horse liner". Floating in Clawbula-9 between ports shuttling the group to S-6.
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33 songs
3:04
Daddy’s Little Star
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1950s Space-Age Pop, Big Band Swing, Cinematic Jazz, Sassy Female Vocals, Mid-Atlantic Accent, Brass Stabs, Walking Bassline, Sophisticated, Retro-Futuristic
3:29
Code Blue & Red Boleros
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Ska-Punk, Latin Brass, Fast-Paced Female Vocals, Spanglish, Energetic, Cabaret-Punk, Sarcastic, Snappy Drums, Saxophone Solos, Bilingual Vocals, Fast Tempo, Aggressive Brass]
4:07
The Nav and the Nurse
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Electro-Swing meets Ska-Punk, Dual Female Vocals, Brass Stabs, Walking Bass, High-Energy, Sarcastic, Cinematic, Chaotic, Female Vocal 1: Smooth, Mid-Atlantic, Female Vocal 2: High-Energy, Gritty
5:02
Objectively Trash
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Dark Jazz, Deadpan Male Vocals, Upright Bass, Slow Cinematic Swing, Sarcastic, Smoky Lounge, Noir, Percussive Tail-Thumps
4:05
the Dramática Disaster
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Theatrical Swing, Jazz-Punk, Multi-vocal, Brass Stabs, Fast-paced, Cinematic, Sarcastic, Orchestral Chaos, Mid-Atlantic and Spanglish accents, male and female vocals, Character voices, laizer Mid-Atlantic female, Bianca Spanglish accents, Tarz uptown male
4:22
The Pour of the Absurd
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Dirty Blues Rock, Gypsy Jazz, Stomping Beat, Gritty Male Vocals, Australian-French Accent, Slide Guitar, Accordion, Surreal, Brazen, male vocals
3:13
Cognitive Swell
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60s Surf Rock, Psychedelic Pop, Reverb-heavy Guitar, Chill Male Vocals, California Surfer Accent, Upbeat, Slapstick Sound Effects, Laid-back, Drawling Male Vocals
4:44
The Smooth Side of Slow
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Neo-Soul, Smooth Jazz, Lo-fi Lounge, Deep Baritone Male Vocals, Relaxed Tempo, Scatting, Mouth Trumpet, Chill, Suave, Lethargic, Lazy Vocals, Breathy Baritone
4:35
The Shipping Lane Ace
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High-Octane Synth-Rock, Outlaw Rock, Fast-Paced, Driving Bassline, Gritty Male Vocals, 80s Action Movie, Soaring Electric Guitar, Adrenaline-fueled, Raspy, Confident Male Vocals, 160 BPM
3:35
The Gravity of Good Food
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Soulful Bossa Nova, Smooth Female Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Warm Percussion, Sophisticated, Calm, Intelligent, Kitchen Sound Effects, Mellow Female Voice
3:57
Snack and Scars
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Heavy Blues-Rock, Gritty Female Vocals, Stomping Beat, Distorted Slide Guitar, Authoritative, Mean, Southern Rock, Crunching Snacks Sound Effects, Hard Rock Growl
4:25
Transmission to Station One
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Cinematic Synth-Wave, Industrial Orchestral, [Narrator Spoken Word], [Deep Grave Male Vocals], Steady Heartbeat Rhythm, Tense Atmosphere, Lo-fi Transmission Filter
3:54
Sub-Caudal Intuition
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Minimalist Cool Jazz, Beatnik, Upright Bass Solo, Finger Snaps, [Dry Intimate Vocals], Deadpan Male, [Percussive Instrument Hits], Absurdist, Noir Atmosphere
5:12
The Discrepancy File
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Dark Industrial, Bureaucratic Orchestral, [Cold Analytical Male Vocals], Cinematic, Tense, Rhythmic Typewriter SFX, Digital Pulses, Minimalist
3:47
The Manifest Loophole
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1950s Big Band Swing, Orchestral Jazz, [Frustrated Male Auditor], [Sophisticated Smug Female], [Distorted AI Voice], Upbeat Brass, Rhythmic Paper Shuffling SFX, Fast Tempo
5:03
The View From the Bilge
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Rowdy Pub Rock, 1950s Jump Blues, [Multi-vocal Ensemble], Heavy Bass, Honky-tonk Piano, Clanging Metal SFX, High Energy, Celebratory
3:49
The Chrome Concealment
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1950s Mambo-Jazz, Big Band, [Vocal: Reedy Nasal Male] vs [Vocal: Muffled Electronic Female], Latin Brass, High Contrast, 160 BPM, [Cinematic Soundstage]
3:48
The Low-Light Lounge
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1950s Delta Blues, Slow Swing Jazz, [Acoustic Upright Bass], [Smoky Barroom Atmosphere], Gritty Baritone vs Smooth Bass, Rhythmic Clinking SFX, Lo-fi
3:05
Titanium Silence
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1950s Cool Jazz, Narrative Storytelling, [Raspy Alto] vs [Mellow Baritone], Snappy Percussion, Brass Stabs
5:58
8001st soul 1.5
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Sophisticated Slow Jazz, Melodic Piano, Walking Bass, Atmospheric, 60bpm
2:49
The Intuition Logic
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Noir Electro-Swing, Dark Jazz, Digital Glitch Textures, Seventy-five BPM, Upright Bass, Sharp Brass Stabs, Brushed Snare
3:20
The Station One Sprint
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High-Stakes Spy-Jazz, Cool Noir, Fast Tempo, Brisk Walking Bass, Sharp Brass Stabs, Smoky, Eighty-five BPM
4:24
The Blink Horizon
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Cinematic Noir Jazz, Mid-tempo, Tension-filled, Double-bass Groove, Occasional Glitchy Synth, Brass Accents, Sixty-five BPM
4:31
The Leak and the Lead
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Gritty Industrial Noir, Heavy Walking Bass, Mechanical Rhythms, Dark Saxophone, Distorted Jazz, Sixty-five BPM, Clanging Metal Percussion]
4:45
(Redux): The Erasure Protocol
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Dark Cinematic Noir, Minimalist Industrial Jazz, Deep Sub-Bass, Ticking Percussion, Eerie Piano, Low-tempo, Sixty BPM
2:49
Be Careful What You Wish For
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Fast-paced Bebop Jazz, Nervous Energy, Snapping Fingers, Walking Bass, Sharp Brass Hits, Eighty-five BPM
5:39
The Pilot in the Code
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Heavy Industrial Blues, Metallic Percussion, Deep Resonant Bass, 60 BPM
4:54
The Room That Wasn't Mine
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Melancholic Noir Jazz, Slow Upright Bass, Glitchy Electronic Textures, Muted Trumpet, Fifty BPM
4:05
The Anchor and the Healer
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Slow Gritty Blues, Warm Analog Synth Bed, Muffled Heartbeat, Sixty BPM
4:49
The Tinted Field
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Low-Fi Psychedelic Noir, Heavy Rhythmic Bass, Distorted Synth Swells, 60 BPM
3:23
The Stationary Run
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Heavy Industrial Pulsing, Rhythmic Mechanical Thuds, Distorted Synth Bass, 60 BPM]
[Sound Effect: The deep, vibrating drone of an engine that never stops, The sound of wind that isn't air—it’s the "whoosh" of time
3:22
The Anchor and the Healer
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Slow Gritty Blues, Warm Analog Synth Bed, Muffled Heartbeat, Sixty BPM
6:15
The Secondary Channel
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Minimalist Noir Jazz, Stealthy Double Bass, Muted Trumpet, Subtle Electronic Pulses, Slow Tension, Brushed Drums, Sixty BPM