One Original Thang - Tinkerbell Edition

I was thinkin’ I was thinkin’ I was thinkin’ about this and I came up with exac-ly the wrong answer Hear me out homes Life is boring Streaming not then Dump me in an angry bull’s pen But don’t be lazy charge your device You know that I can’t do this twice Before I meet what the chaos brings I only need one original thing a death that’s valid Something recorded Worthy of ballad Prizes awarded I just need the right inspiration Ese [verse] Hit by back swing offed by right wing lit by O-ring choked by bow string puffed by bee sting drowned while snorkeling charmed in fairy ring choked by the Mattress King I’m gonna go away Get it on 4K Wish there was another way See you on the runway Gonna be shocked Folks gonna talk Better wear a smock I’m gonna bleed a lot [chorus] Before I meet what the chaos brings I only need one original thing Somethin’ orig' You stick on the fridge Feel bad about it but only a smidge But what’s it gonna be, Cheese? [extended instrumental break] [verse] Shivved in school yard bled by glass shard zombied in graveyard shot for gold card hopped up bodyguard trampled in farmyard hit ground too hard choked on swiss chard [outro] This is startin’ to sound spicy! My whole future’s getting’ dicey! Tell my Momma sorry when I’m gone as I can get She can see me anytime I’m gonna break the net [final orchestral decay]