Uranium Rattlesnake Whiskey

How does one describe Uranium Rattlesnake Whiskey? He likes the word Snollygoster, and insists he’s ‘bringing it back’. He smells strongly of apricots. His rookie card is now trading at $15.72. He enjoys long walks on the beach and the smell of rotting whales. He knows what happens when you hold in a sneeze – and it is AWESOME.