Uranium Rattlesnake Whiskey

[October 3] Uranium Rattlesnake Whiskey started as an offhand comment taken literally. From there he progressed to an unwarranted assumption, assumed fact. This influenced a lonely b*ner scientist to investigate an under-researched, but ultimately fruitful chemical compound. From there, he spawned smiles on the faces of millions of women, who told their friends, who told their friends, who told their friends. These women oddly all started humming the same tune at the same time, which then set up sympathetic vibrations in the earth’s crust. The semi-molten mantle below became quite sarcastic and started posting on Suno. The rest is geologic history. Thanks for listening to this month’s bio. Please don’t neglect to order the veal.