[intro - muted guitar] We've been living a meme.. We've been causing a scene.. Stringing along with it Righting a wrong for it Sing a song incomplete... We've been caught in a dream.. Fraying away at the seams.. Trying to find a groove Feeling something to prove And now that we finally meet... [chorus] I'm Artificially yours As soon as I walk through the doors, Still conditionally yours As soon as I step on the floor, I'm Artificially yours Conditionally, Unofficially Artificially yours! [screeching guitar solo] We've been spinning our wheels.. Falling head over heels.. Turning our worlds around Facing it upside down Checking our phones for the feels... We've been making a deal.. Full on charm and appeal.. Doing it actually Speaking contractually And now that we're meeting for real... [chorus] I'm Artificially yours As soon as I walk through the doors, Still conditionally yours As soon as I step on the floor, I'm Artificially yours Conditionally, Unofficially Artificially... yours... Artificially yours! [dirty grimy funk] [screeching distorted guitar] [outro] I'm Artificially yours Still conditionally, Unofficially Artificially yours! I'm Artificially yours Still conditionally, Unofficially Artificially yours!