[Intro] Oh, this is awkward. Somebody took the spotlight. [Verse 1] I had my little heart-shaped shades, My name in glitter on the stage, Then Justin showed up, grabbed the sun, And suddenly my thunder’s done. [Pre-Chorus] I’m not a Belieber, no, that’s not my scene, I’m a furry little superstar in a jacket of green— Wait, red! I’m red! Get it right! I’m still the headline tonight! [Chorus] Elmo’s better than pop, better than R&B, Dance-pop, teen pop—make room for me! Contemporary R&B, pop rock too, Elmo’s got the whole chart singing, “Who?” I’m not a Belieber, I’m a thunder thief’s foe, Justin took my thunder—so I’m stealing the show! [Verse 2] He’s got the hair and the arena screams, I’ve got a laugh that can rattle your dreams. His posters cover every wall in town, My crayon portrait’s taking them down. [Pre-Chorus] I practiced my pout in a spoon all day, Then laughed at myself and gave it away. If fame’s a pie, then save me a slice— With extra sprinkles. That seems fair, right? [Chorus] Elmo’s better than pop, better than R&B, Dance-pop, teen pop—make room for me! Contemporary R&B, pop rock too, Elmo’s got the whole chart singing, “Who?” I’m not a Belieber, I’m a thunder thief’s foe, Justin took my thunder—so I’m stealing the show! [Bridge] Dear Justin, no hard feelings. Well… a few hard feelings. You can keep the hair flip, I’ll keep the tiny red feelings. [Final Chorus] Elmo’s better than pop, better than R&B, Dance-pop, teen pop—make room for me! Contemporary R&B, pop rock too, Elmo’s got the whole chart singing, “Who?” I’m not a Belieber, but listen and know: Justin took my thunder—Elmo takes the show! [Outro] Thunder returned. Please clap politely.
