Masterman (23.12.25)

[Verse] There's a masterman who sits at the top of the stairs And judging by all accounts it's not a pretty sight up there He's got crocodile blood running through his veins And he's robbing all of England and selling it out in Spain   [Chorus] And the left hand hates the right hand The right hand hates the left One says now bring in the living The other say now banish the rest Oh but they don't see him They can't see him They won't see him They'll never see him He's a masterman   [Verse] There's a masterman who sits at the top of the stairs And judging by all accounts it's not a pretty sight up there He's got a corporation now replacing his heart And there's not a man alive who can tell those hands apart   [Chorus] And the left hand hates the right hand The right hand hates the left One says now bring in the living The other say now banish the rest Oh but they don't see him They can't see him They won't see him They'll never see him He's a masterman   [Verse] There's a masterman who sits at the top of the stairs And judging by all accounts it's not a pretty sight up there Well they found him laughing all the way to the bank But they lost him down the river like the Captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald   [Chorus] And the left hand hates the right hand The right hand hates the left One says now bring in the money The other say now banish the rest Oh but they don't see him They can't see him They won't see him They'll never see him He's a masterman