[Musical introduction] [Verse 1] My Girlfriend is an Anal Crack Whore She will do anything for a score Eat her lunch of the vinyl kitchen floor [Verse 2] Let's play Walk the dog Let's play give the dog a bone [Build up - Rhythm grows gradually intense] [Verse 4] X3 She 's got the shakes time to phone the main man He will be here as soon as he can i am his greatest fan He buys the videos we make [Build up - Rhythm grows gradually intense] [chorus] I don't touch the crack Only her crack! i am black She is very white [Bridge 4] [Musical outro] [Fading End] {End}