[Verse] Grandpa stole a chicken From the neighbor next door Grandma swiped some candy From the local store [Verse 2] Uncle Joe went speeding Ran a red light too And Aunt Marie kept lying When she said I love you [Chorus] They’re screaming up at us Screaming up at us from below They’re paying for their crimes In a place we don’t wanna go [Bridge] Hell’s got all their secrets And they’re feeling the burn Maybe now they’ve learned About that harder turn [Verse] Grandma cheated poker With her sneaky little ways Grandpa took the money And he never did repay [Verse 2] Uncle Joe was lazy Never worked a single day Aunt Marie would gossip In the nastiest kind of way