[funk intro] Ahhh, it's bout to get get funky, up in here. Somebody, light a scented candle. How much Funk. Can you handle? [funky bass line bridge] How much Funk. Is too much Funk? Does it smell, like a skunk. Does it smell, like junk, left in ya trunk? for a month. Oh, dat's Funky [funky bass line bridge] How much Funk. Is too much Funk? Will you let me know? Does it smell, like a funky toe. Or some poop, a monkey would throw. Like 9 day old jeans, worn by a hoe, that went commando? Oh heck no. So funky, give me vertigo. [funky bass line bridge] Funk, so Funky Made me a, junkie. I feel real, spunky. I ain't no body's, flunky. Can't fight the funk How much Funk. Is too much, Funk? [funky bass line bridge] I looked in an encyclopedia. Went online, searched, all kinda a media. Booked a trip through, Expedia. Made me need, Ana, stee , zee, ah. But I, STILL, don't know. How much Funk. Is too much, Funk? [outro with fade] Funk. Funky. Funketeer. Funkenstein. Funk, a lunka, a ding dong. Funkmeister.