Very evil opening Very evil opening Very evil opening Very evil opening! _be careful..._ If you're ready to tear up the chessboard, Nf6 If you're ready to tear up your opponent, Nc6 Oh Stafford Gambit, so evil, evil... Stafford Gambit! *YAAAAAAAAAAAY* Protecting the E pawn is a reasonable move A bishop aiming at your heart, Bishop! Stabbing the knight was your mistake, this just ends the game! Sacrifice the Knight! Sacrifice! Take the queen, take it! I have two blades, One will split your heart, The other will split your soul! This ends it, *checkmate!!!* So evil, Stafford gambit!