[Intro: Funky and Upbeat] **(Bouncy bassline starts; funky guitar riff joins with shimmering synth chords)** **(Claps build into the groove; light vocal “oohs” harmonize in the background)** **(Ad-libs: “Oh no… what’s happening to me?”)** [Verse 1] **(Bass and guitar lead, drums stay minimal for a cheeky, conversational tone)** "It started with a music video late one night, Her black boots stomping, and that smirk so tight. I didn’t know her name, but her gaze was clear, Now I’m rethinking everything, oh dear." **(Ad-lib: “Uh-oh!”)** [Pre-Chorus] **(Synth strings sweep in; drums pick up with syncopated claps and hi-hats)** "My playlists are full, her posters on the wall, Caught feelings I didn’t know were there at all. It’s not what I planned, but let me be sincere, I’m turning queer for the straight girl over here." **(Ad-lib: “Help me!”)** [Chorus] **(Full band: punchy bass, bright synths, and layered harmonies)** "She’s got me spinning, my world’s upside down, A killer smile with a K-pop crown. From the dance floor to the fashion swirl, I’m turning queer for the straight girl." **(Ad-lib: “Yes, I am!”)** [Verse 2] **(Guitar riff slides in; funky percussion keeps it groovy)** "Her stage lights hit, I’m feeling weak, Every move she makes leaves me tongue-in-cheek. Friends say it’s a phase, but I know it’s more, Her vibe’s the kind I can’t ignore." **(Ad-lib: “It’s definitely not a phase!”)** [Pre-Chorus] **(Strings and bass grow funkier; vocal harmonies add playful tension)** "Her charisma’s a flame, I’m just the moth, Her confidence wrapped in a velvet cloth. It’s a twist of fate, but let’s make it clear, I’m turning queer for the straight girl over here." [Chorus] **(Back to full energy: add a tambourine and vocal harmonies for extra flair)** "She’s got me spinning, my world’s upside down, A killer smile with a K-pop crown. From the dance floor to the fashion swirl, I’m turning queer for the straight girl." **(Ad-lib: “Someone stop me!”)** [Bridge: Funky Breakdown] [Crescendo] **(Drums drop out; bassline takes the lead with light synth stabs)** "It’s not about labels, it’s just how I feel, She’s a firework, and this is all so real. No confession needed, she’s living her dream, But she’s the headline in all of my scenes." **(Ad-lib: “Scene-stealer!”)** [Final Chorus] **(Big finish: stacked harmonies, punchy bass, glittering synth riffs)** "She’s got me spinning, my heart’s in a whirl, The queen of my playlist, the ultimate girl. From the stage lights to her offbeat curl, I’m turning queer for the straight girl." **(Ad-lib: “She’s everything!”)** [Outro: Spoken Word with Groove] **(Bass and guitar keep grooving, synth fades in and out playfully)** “I mean, what’s a girl to do? She’s Lisa freakin’ Manoban.” **(Laughter fades into funky instrumental outro)** **(Claps and vocal “oohs” end the song on a high note.)**