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[Intro] [Chorus] This report concerns a new Party of Interest Request full data on how to proceed best Plausibly deniable for parties impacted Suggest we now terminate (Name Redacted) [Verse] This day "Subject A" was seen imbibing in a bar "Subject B" concurrently was driving in her car "Subject A" at 12 O' 4 A.M. bill paid departed Subject had no help and had to walk when car not started [Verse] "Subject B" our sources show turned off on M.L.K. to purchase marijuana later found in car ashtray Acquisition made she paid and pulled into the road Impacting "Subject A" as he drunk stumbled home [Chorus] This report follows the aforementioned party Requesting direction and new batch of black sharpies What should be course when all info extracted Suggest it be best we kill (Name Redacted) Its really no problem Agent 6 said he’d do it I asked him he said and I quote Hell yeah screw it Can I (bleep) his (bleep) first? You’re right now I get it I knew Agent 6 was wrong for this as soon as I said it [Verse] "Subject A" unhurt popped up and then said something clever "Subject B" relievedly asked sober? He said never After laughter "Subject B" asked Do you need a ride? At her father’s house they kissed He grabbed her (bleep) outside [Verse] In the residence she said My parent’s are away I am just house-sitting and its a fun place to stay Went upstairs and pushed aside some stuffed bears from the bed Ripped their clothes off then I quote now this is what was said [Verse] I’m gonna stick (Exhibit D) into your (Exhibit P) Agreeingly now Subject B said Climb me like a tree Starting (Process F) We agents feel she overacted yelling much too gleefully (bleep) me (Name Redacted) [Breakdown] [Chorus] This record shows in 12 pages attached The things that were touched and on what things were latched In this two hours of action protracted Us agents grew to admire this young (Name Redacted) [Verse] Sources have agreed that in the middle of a moan Steps on stairs were heard ensuring father had come home Door was flung ajar as "Subject A" tried to get free "Subject B" screamed out when sighting dad, "Senator C" [Verse] Threat was neutralized in seconds by the secret service "Subject A" was soon detained with reason to be nervous Exfiltrated tied up gagged unlike he’d ever been He was soon apprised that "Subject B" was NOT sixteen [Verse] This report being now summarily closed of We agents suggest "Subject A" be disposed of Please shred all trace of how we have acted Gone to get medieval on one (Name Redacted) Final note: The war never should have happened It was a fake I.D. "Subject A" was not actually Canadian Or as we were led to believe a member of the, and I quote, "Pussy Posse" [Outro]