Language Is a Parasite

[Static Pulse – 78 bpm] Language is a parasite. It hitches a ride. In your ear. Behind your eye. It waits for context. Then— Slides into your coffee, or your mother’s voicemail. You say “Have a nice day.” You say “It is what it is.” You say what’s been said. Language told you to. [Loop – Laryngitic Echo FX] They say: Think outside the box. But the box is words. The walls are verbs. And every noun’s a barcode. Scan it. Beep. [Pause – 3 seconds of analog hiss] I read a sign: "Mind the gap." The gap is syntax. The mind is malware. Download complete. [Beat In – Industrial Clicks] Language never asks consent. It just uploads. Like an update at 2AM. Restart required. [Machine Whisper – Pan Left] Say it. You are not original. You are not original. You are not original. Say it. And still we chant: I think, therefore I spam. [Outro – Flatlined Sinewave] Language is a parasite. And baby, You are the host. [Fade Out to End]