Granny Got Ran Over By Santa - (Single version)

This song was created by Sven Arnesen, aka AERIALIS K, for the album "A Minor Holiday" released in good time before the Christmas of 2025. More information on the artist´s homepage at: * https://music.aerialis.com © 2025 - AERIALIS Web & Media - AERIALIS K. - Sven Arnesen ------------ [intro] [Drop] [Verse 1] Granny got ran over by Santa She's the hundredth victim this week She wouldn't let him in She told him he was too late [Verse 2] Santa's got a kill list and guns he's stolen And Rudolph bleedin' out through the door He's runnin' down the stairs trapped in a great white fight He's trapped in his snare [Build up] [Chorus] Santa Won't you please let me know When you're comin' soon? So I don't feel paranoid like this Northern Hemisphere With the sun heatin' rays comin' near [Drop] [Interlude] [Verse 3] And Granny was a confident woman Well Lives can always go down And Santa Won't you please tell me why You burned her house to the ground? [Drop] [Verse 4] And Santa Are you tryna put gifts for me? Santa Am I next on your list? I'll thank you for the thought and the gesture And kindly ask if you could desist [Hook] [Chorus] Santa Won't you please let me know When you're comin' soon? I'm not always around And none of us None of us like you around [Verse 5] That's why we all went south when we heard you were comin' to Come around And we left Granny Left Grandma To sort you out [Outro] Oohhhh... Santa Oohhhh... Santa Oohhhh... Santa [End]