[Spoken] Ain't heard a peep out of Mario. Guess that Number One talk is just that.... TALK. (Verse 1) Yo, you can hear ya boy strugglin Trying ta get things off his chest But before he hurts himself Imma put this thing to rest Mario's gone and played himself again (played himself again) You can see him sitting alone, scramblin in sweat While I'm up here, chilling in my mansion, and you know that my tub ain't the only thing that's gettin soaking wet! He's got the nerve to walk around struttin bout, like a damn fool Calls himself a doctor but he's never stepped foot up in a school You can catch him busting blocks with his DOME (with his dome) Scraping up coins just to satisfy his greed (his greed) Yo, This man is 46 years old, (Wait. For real?) And ya boy ain't never even learned to read! Talk to Peach. Ask her who's the doctor here. Don't act surprised when she tells you that it's me I'm at her crib on the daily (so nasty) Giving her full body exams for free YO! (Hook) If he wants his feelings hurt, he should go talk to his girl Ask her who's the one with skills as an M.C. and a plumber Cause whether I'm at the mic, or just busy laying pipe, Ya boy's on top, and she's calling me the "Bigger Brother" I told you once already, but I'll spin it round again He's getting played, and you know it ought to be a crime This fool's digging his own grave, while I run these streets You want the realest? Look no further, It's LUIGI TIME (Verse 2) Yo, Mario will never get it, His donkey brains can't understand He's a try hard, baby boy jumping round from land to land Ayo he's always running everywhere never keeps himself at home, While he's off there playing "hero", She's in her castle, all alone She don't care about adventures, places that she'll never see She wants some face time with a man Guess that's why she's calling me (Woo!) Yo, I'll take good care of Peach since he'll be gone for a while And you know she's a movie lover SO I'M GIVING HER THE "GREEN MILE"!!! (You know EXACTLY what I mean, too!) (Hook) If he wants his feelings hurt, he should go talk to his girl Ask her who's the one with skills as an M.C. and a plumber Cause whether I'm at the mic, or just busy laying pipe, Ya boy's on top, and she's calling me the "Bigger Brother" I told you once already, but I'll spin it round again He's getting played, and you know it ought to be a crime This fool's digging his own grave, while I run these streets You want the realest? Look no further, It's LUIGI TIME (You know EXACTLY what I mean, too!) When I'm talking bout the "Green Mile" Ooooooooooh! (Princess Peach) Woah, That's right, Princess Peach, I'm on the scene (go! Go!) No. Uh uh, You can't escape The Mushroom Queen! I'm sipping "Koopa Wine" straight from my cup (uh!) And giving Luigi a big 1 UP! (WOAH!!!) You and Bowser go ahead, Play your games and have your fun Me and Daisy taking turns Playing with the "Number One" We bout to live it up You can chill out in the cold Cause it's our turn To slide down Luigi's flagpole! OH! (Hook) If he wants his feelings hurt, he should go talk to his girl Ask her who's the one with skills as an M.C. and a plumber Cause whether I'm at the mic, or just busy laying pipe, Ya boy's on top, and she's calling me the "Bigger Brother" I told you once already, but I'll spin it round again He's getting played, and you know it ought to be a crime This fool's digging his own grave, while I run these streets You want the realest? Look no further, It's LUIGI TIME (You know EXACTLY what I mean, too!)