( @undeadchickens ) Don Quacko's Dis Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/77650604-a04c-4a2b-b184-e85afca2e53e -------------------------------------------------- [intro] Did Mario Puzo drink all the ouzo? Is now a duck star even fatter than Brando?? Three movies no ending Are we now pretending Scorsese's amazingly sanctioned offending? Did Nintendo intend innuendo? Retro dis from a walking pimento? I’d challenge that ever they did though Any more here than did Pacino [verse] A thousand thanks to the notorious N.E.S. with his best vest pressed for the buffet I would guess At best this cracked quacker with charm of a hearse has entombed himself here within lines of his verse as a duck that professed that he’s shooting with aim but equates this distastefully then to a game a lame shot with shell you have tossed double-ought Simple-ass circle posing as Mandelbrot Rudolph Hess I’d guess has more odds with Quacklin though I see you’ve her photo which someone’s been spacklin’ The sack then of someone who’d cock block a brother is whack even now for one stuck with no other [chorus] Badquackler Duck Hunts with a slingshot Tends to his rhymes with no forethought Angers the Cap’n of a dreadnought and then finds himself in a tight spot [verse] So down to the basics, you’re slow and rhymes crap It’s as though Office Space’s Bill Lumbergh tried rap The haphazardness here a smear on the art you profess you would practice but loose like a fart Nickelback mixed with part Federline as pre-Britney That’s art? That’s just shart on a canvas Permit me to point out the point of art isn’t to spew it The point my dear glutton if never you knew it is soon to communicate ideas succinctly Not just throw your garbage around indistinctly so here is a lesson Confess your confusion Resistance is futile Dispel your illusions [chorus] Mobster who ate all the lobster Downloaded his beats back with Napster Someone get this hackster the check please ‘Fore he bitches and pleads on his knees [instrumental] [verse] Chicken-hearted am I? Well you’re surely duck-livered you look like some walking foie gras escaped dinner When you discussed chum Gumm and you wrung your hands clammily is that because you ate his entire missing family? So why I must ask did you choose look Nintendo? I’d guess you thought Duck Hunt a cool thing to diss bro Though my fun with guns seems the one point you run with this pithy guess misses as diss Let’s have fun with the fact you’re in low res 640x480 Your fatness reduced in it’s rendering greatly It makes one assume you have munched your own schnitzel or else you yourself have dick less than a pixel Or maybe you’re trans-fat That’s likely and trendy You "game", as it were, for all things gender-bendy A sure cognoscenti of pixel parts blendy offend thee? I’d say then this time is well spent The sad rhyming you do I’d say that’s 8-bit too as 2 bit rhymes times four is the best you could do A true statement your diet is in fair distress You now look even fatter there on NES In closing you’re artist like Cecilia Giménez you duck hunting lame stunt You audio cheese-whiz You rap like you shoot you sap Tap out and scoot Lest my boot to your butt cause a crease in your suit [outro] Godfather? You’re more like godawful Go drown your Badquack-ness in waffles Your clever endeavor like offal stinks up this joint something unlawful Duck hunt? Meet cunt punt. Buck out. Exeunt.
