Racquetball Ron

[Verse] Ties up his sneakers, band strapped on his head! Racket strapped to the wrist of his gloved-up hand! Raquetball Ronnie is making his stand, On the raquetball court! (Got a degree in finance!) Nineteen Ninety Six was a hell of a year, Ronnie ran the courts, it was crystal clear! Now the year is two thousand twenty four, But Ronnie is still the KING of the COURT! [Hook] Raquetball Ronnie JAMS, baby! Raquetball Ronnie SLAMS, baby! Raquetball Ronnie DRIVES, baby! Raquetball Ronnie SLIDES, baby! [Bridge Female voice] "Do me Ronnie!" [Verse] We all need more guys like Raquetball Ron, Instead of those pussies like Pickleball Paul! When that blue ball comes screaming past your head, Know that Ron wants you alive or else you would be DEAD! Pickleball Paul with his skinny little arms, Is jealous of Ronnie's raw racket swing power. Little did Paul know he just needs to grow balls, Ones that bounce between his legs not off of the walls! [Chorus] Raquetball Ronnie JAMS, Baby! His spikey blonde hair gets all of the ladies. Raquetball Ronnie SLAMS baby, Those same sexy broads with those tight mommy jeans! Raquetball Ronnie DRIVES, baby! He only makes those numbers go up! Raquetball Ronnie SLIDES, baby! Overpopulating cuz he gets them all pregnant! [Interlude] [Hook] Raquetball Ronnie JAMS, baby! Raquetball Ronnie SLAMS, baby! Raquetball Ronnie DRIVES, baby! Raquetball Ronnie SLIDES, baby! [Bridge Female voice] "Do me AGAIN Ronnie!" [Verse] For my birthday I asked for a Raquetball Ron, I needed one so that I could borrow his charm. I heard when he's on the court the music starts, Blink one eighty two and those Backstreet Boys! Raquetball Ron has always lived on top, Always tying up your ankles into complicated knots. You know Raquetball Ron was up at three o'clock, All day and all night he's perfecting his shots!!! [Chorus] Raquetball Ronnie JAMS, Baby! His spikey blonde hair gets all of the ladies. Raquetball Ronnie SLAMS baby, Those same sexy broads with those tight mommy jeans! Raquetball Ronnie DRIVES, baby! He only makes numbers go up! Raquetball Ronnie SLIDES, baby! Overpopulating cuz he gets them all pregnant! [Hook] Raquetball Ronnie JAMS, baby! Raquetball Ronnie SLAMS, baby! Raquetball Ronnie DRIVES, baby! Raquetball Ronnie SLIDES, baby! [Female voice] "DO ALL OF US Ronnie!" [Fade to end]