[Verse] Chrispy, she's an Asian queen, catchin' everyone's eye, With her charm, she's got 'em all mesmerized, But she's got a secret, a craft that'll surprise, Yarn genital creations, she knits with pride [Verse 2] In a crowded room, she spots him from afar, Dwight, a stranger with his own kind of charm, She flashes a smile, holds her creations high, Her yarn genitals, a playful wink in her eye [Chorus] Oh, Chrispy's in love, she's knitting her way, To capture Dwight's heart, with each stitch she displays, Love wrapped in threads, a unique design, She knits yarn genitals, making hearts intertwine (ooh-yeah)