[Verse] I slipped into her closet, oh what a fright, Just looking for some laughter on a lazy night, But suddenly there I was, in lace and polka dots, Caught in frills and flounces, tangled in her thoughts. [Chorus] Oh, I'm stuck in my sister's clothes, From head to toes and everyone knows, Too tight on the waist, too short on the knees, Please, oh please, won’t somebody help me! [Verse 2] She caught me red-handed, lipstick on my face, Laughing like a hyena, oh what a disgrace, I tried to make excuses, but she wouldn’t relent, Captured forever in a most awkward torment. [Chorus] Oh, I'm stuck in my sister's clothes, From head to toes and everyone knows, Too tight on the waist, too short on the knees, Help me out someone, I'm begging you please! [Bridge] She posted all the pictures on the internet, Now I'm the star of every embarrassing vignette, All my friends are giggling, can't escape the tease, Caught in a web of blushes, can’t find any peace. [Verse 3] Now everywhere I wander, folks start to grin, Remembering the night of my most curious sin, So I'll tip my hat and wave, as I saunter down the street, In my sister’s finest, oh what a peculiar feat.