Harry, You’re a Brand

[Verse: sarcastic sing-speak; jagged synth stabs between lines] Harry— you’re a brand. Harry— you’re the plan. Harry— show your teeth. Harry— paid beneath. [Chorus: chopped, mocking voices; pitched up & down like ads] Hashtag Harry! Merchandise you! Bio says you’re “Authentic too.” [Verse: shrill electronic blips; fractured delivery] Harry— click for fame. Harry— own your name. Harry— pose for cash. Harry— sponsored trash. [Outro: voices loop “brand-brand-brand” until glitch fade]