Santa’s Got a Side Hustle

[Intro] Ho, ho, ho—guess who’s clocking in after hours? [Verse 1] Santa’s sleigh broke down in the snow, He’s been calling for help, but the elves won’t show. So he’s driving Uber on the North Pole route, “Hop in, Mrs. Claus, we’re headed out!” [Chorus] Santa’s got a side hustle, oh what a sight, Delivering toys just doesn’t pay right. With a reindeer crew and a GPS, He’s dashing through traffic, no time to rest! [Verse 2] The workshop’s empty, the elves went on strike, Now Santa’s fixing bikes on a mountain hike. Mrs. Claus sells cookies at the local fair, And Rudolph’s TikTok is paying his share. [Chorus] Santa’s got a side hustle, oh what a sight, Delivering toys just doesn’t pay right. With a reindeer crew and a GPS, He’s dashing through traffic, no time to rest! [Bridge] Santa’s tired, but he won’t give in, He’s moonlighting now just to save Christmas again. From baking to blogging, he’s got new tricks, Even selling hot cocoa on Netflix flicks! [Chorus] Santa’s got a side hustle, oh what a sight, Delivering toys just doesn’t pay right. With a reindeer crew and a GPS, He’s dashing through traffic, no time to rest! [Outro] So this Christmas Eve, if you hear a beep, It’s Santa in a Prius, cruising down your street!