My Skeri Twisted Teeth (Remastered)

Well let me tell you all about Mrs. Godlesskey Drunk Keri the thrice married bride Snaggle tooth, twisted Always double fisted Hear that cackling, shrieking glass shattering shrill? That’s Scary Larue the pick-me girl who lies for a living Manicured, fully filtered Buy me a boat, buy me a house Gimme gimme gimme And I’ll forget all about it Pretend it never happened Duck lips for the camera My hubby’s always free to scam ya Better buy me 2 wedding dresses & another one for later I want a bigger fatter diamond my parents are broke & coming with us Pineapple parties are better after 8 all the kiddies are in bed, don’t you dare be late I cuss like a sailor and dance like a bore Grab another drink, I’ll give you a tour I’m a rage fest poser with two baby daddies I wanted one more but no one would have me was it my resume? or something I said? My needy, greedy ways or the air in my head? Oh! look I think I found the perfect guy! He can’t give me a baby but he’s a secret agent spy Says I’ll never work another day of my life if I agree to play along just bring your minor daughters and don’t ever tell me that I’m wrong Fight the trolls along with me I never wanted a drunk wifey but will you tell me that I’m funny just save the hysteria and say you saw me touch the firmament Such an embarrassment When they ask you if your daughters are safe around me say yes absolutely better act like you mean it I’ll pay for all your trips and buy castles for your exes Just remember to keep quiet shhhhh keep it classy back me up, back it up leave your self respect for me oh I guess you never had that Go back to Have uh sue Let me do what I wanna do Don’t ask any questions don’t fact check my stories bring anyone you want and sing my praises thank you and your welcome Which way to the ocean? Pineapple party, refill my glass This is the best we can do Keri Mayer Larue Keri Pinckard, not for long See ya later Peyton I found a con in Pennsylvania Play Pretend, October 2021 I blocked the trolls who tried to tell me phildo cheats on everyone I must be better than them all The danger turns me on I won the lottery Maybe he’ll fix my twisted teeth or pour me Twisted Tea indefinitely, I’ll take the blood money on the rocks, or neat I don’t care to read the texts or about his criminal history They say he has a rap sheet a half a mile long how much money did you say? I’ll be sure to wear my thong Will you buy me more tattoos? Will you pay for the LaRues? Will you fix my twisted teeth You cheated on our honeymoon? Well you just upped the ante I just picked a winner When the Feds drop the hammer I’ll flip & take the deal I’ll get 15, you’ll get 30 15? oh there’s karma She really did me dirty I should’a stayed in school but too late, my twisted teeth now there’s no one here to save me duck lips mustache fake lashes oh they’re melting My feet are cold, my lips are chapped no one told me They charge more for socks in prison My legacy caught up to me I’m Keri Godlesskey