[Verse] Walked into the clinic Thought I’d give my best Sat down in a chair Felt a little stressed [Verse 2] The nurse smiled at me Handed me a cup But my little fella Just wouldn’t wake up [Chorus] Oh no no what do I do Nurse you’re kind but not my view Trying hard but it's so tough It’s hard when you can’t get hard enough [Bridge] Can’t get it up Some movement not enough Can’t get it up Looking down at you Can’t get it up [Verse 3] She said I can help But I just shook my head Tried to focus on Some fantasies instead [Verse 4] But the room was cold The lights too bright My poor situation Turned into a plight [Chorus] Oh no no what do I do Nurse you’re kind but not my view Trying hard but it's so tough It’s hard when you can’t get hard enough