Hey It's Mark Is this the retirement home? Yeah, I got a question for you Who gave me herpes? Yeah, who gave me herpes? My penis was fine two days ago, Now there's a itchy, scratchy wound I don't dare to show Ask around To the oldies and the youth And I'll find out I'm quite the sleuth Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shut up, mam (OH) I owe you no explanation Just touched the wrong clam (OH) Yeah, yeah, yeah Fuck off, man (OH) Just find the old lady who did it She's about 80, And she's into God and shit She looks a bit like everyone else in here Kinda sad, shut in and in a rut She's a freaky old coot, she feels no fear And there's a banana up her butt! But maybe that's not her There's a few candidates here Stop asking who I am Shut up and don't interfere! Who gave me herpes? Yeah, who gave me herpes? My penis was fine two days ago, Now there's a itchy, scratchy wound I don't dare to show Ask around To the oldies and the youth And I'll find out Oh yeah! I'll uncover the truth! It hurts when I pee My pee-pee I can no longer squeeze Every woman is afraid of me So let me in to the old-folks home Before that ancient bitch flees!!!!!!! I'll find you Before the sun goes down After I sneak past the staff I'll recognize you by your evening gown! I can find her on my own I can find her by myself Maybe it's that one lady Who had herpes medication on her shelf (Shit, I should've asked about that) Who gave me herpes? Yeah, who gave me herpes? My penis was fine two days ago, Now there's a itchy, scratchy wound I don't dare to show Ask around To the oldies and the youth And I'll find out Oh yeah! I'll uncover the truth! Who gave me herpes? Yeah, who gave me herpes? (Oooooo) My penis was fine two days ago, Now there's a itchy, scratchy wound I don't dare to show Ask around (Yeah ask around!!) To the oldies and the youth And I'll find out (Oh I'll find out!!) Oh yeah! I'll uncover the truth!