Wet Pants
[Verse] Guy 1: Put your hands up Guy 1: Get against the wall Guy 1: Spread your legs and assume the position Guy 1: You're under arrest Guy 1: You have the right to remain silent [Verse 2] Guy 1: You have the right to an attorney Guy 1: If you cannot afford one Guy 1: The state will provide one for you Guy 1: Do you understand your rights Guy 2:Yes sir I do Guy 1: Can you break these cuffs? [Chorus] Guy 2: I peed my pants Guy 2: Please don't get the wrong idea Guy 2: I peed my pants Guy 2: I'm not scared [Bridge] Guy 2: My bladder's so weak Man Guy 2: I peed my pants Guy 2: Like Niagara Falls Guy 1: It's everywhere Guy 1: It's running down the wall Guy 1: You got my shoes all wet [Verse 3] Guy 1: What is wrong with you Man? Guy 1: How old are you? Guy 2: I just told you Guy 2: I have a weak bladder [Verse 4] Guy 1: Goddamn that smells like ass Guy 2: Hey Guy 2: You don't know what my diet's like Guy 2: It's just a chemical reaction Guy 2: It's all science Guy 2: It's all science [Verse 3] Guy 1: What is wrong with you Man? Guy 1: How old are you? Guy 2: I just told you Guy 2: I have a weak bladder [Verse 4] Guy 1: Goddamn that smells like ass Guy 2: Hey Guy 2: You don't know what my diet's like Guy 2: It's just a chemical reaction Guy 2: It's all science [Verse] Guy 1: Put your hands up Guy 1: Get against the wall Guy 1: Spread your legs and assume the position Guy 1: You're under arrest Guy 1: You have the right to remain silent [Verse 2] Guy 1: You have the right to an attorney Guy 1: If you cannot afford one Guy 1: The state will provide one for you Guy 1: Do you understand your rights Guy 2:Yes sir I do Guy 1: Can you break these cuffs? [Chorus] Guy 2: I peed my pants Guy 2: Please don't get the wrong idea Guy 2: I peed my pants Guy 2: I'm not scared [Bridge] Guy 2: My bladder's so weak Man Guy 2: I peed my pants Guy 2: Like Niagara Falls Guy 1: It's everywhere Guy 1: It's running down the wall Guy 1: You got my shoes all wet [Verse 3] Guy 1: What is wrong with you Man? Guy 1: How old are you? Guy 2: I just told you Guy 2: I have a weak bladder [Verse 4] Guy 1: Goddamn that smells like ass Guy 2: Hey Guy 2: You don't know what my diet's like Guy 2: It's just a chemical reaction Guy 2: It's all science [Verse 3] Gu
