[Intro] Can you all feel the fucking vibe! Yeah, feel that fire burning inside [Chorus] I finally beat Tim at bowling (bitch) Lost that crown (ow!) Gained that frown (wow!) Cause there’s a new fucking baller in town (now!) [Post Chorus] Painful for ya, innit Bowler of the month, don’t think so, innit Master of the alley Now you bitch givin handies in the back alley [Instrumental verse] Well, well Tim, Who won? I’m a bee, buzz buzz Get stung! (Rrra) [Verse] Gotta change your Tinder profile now, bruv Those trophies don’t mean much now bruv Thought you’d play a rematch to be fair Bitch, how the fuck you gonna beat me with a spare!? [Pre chorus] Bitch got beaten (you suck!) With a score of one seventy nine, bad luck We at the kids table over here!? (shucks!) Get fucked! I got one eighty one! (Motherfucker!) [Chorus] I finally beat Tim at Bowling! (Rrra) Thrusted my dick in his face (uh) Wanted him to feel the disgrace Where did your winning streak go, Tim? (Poof, Not a trace!) (Uh!) [Bridge] Licked the gutter all the way to the pins Flossed on the front desk before I simulated Doggy style sex with the bins (rrra) Got chills from the thrill Of what happens when the best man wins (Tim!) [Instrumental verse] Fuck you Tim (yeah) And your friends (yeah) And that foster child you have in Ecuador (yeah) That you donated all your winnings to (yeah) From the last tournament (yeah) [Intermission] Maybe I’ll do the same… (Sike!) That ain’t my game! (Strike!) [Pre chorus] Gonna use my money (uh) To buy your best bowler plaque (rrra) Your ex wife got in the divorce (oh crap) Getting it chained around my neck (rra rra) So you can get a fucking reality check (yeah!) Uh, there’s finally a man whose got a bigger stack! (Of balls on me!) [Chorus] Bitch, I beat Tim at bowling He said “good job man” Before I farted in his hand And teabagged his date (from Thailand) Oh yeah! [Post Chorus] Call me Ebenezer Cuz Tiny Tim got scrooged! I’m the Ghost of Christmas future And that future is screwed! (You lose!) [Outro] Tim crawled away I turn around and say You seen There Will Be Blood!? Well, that’s us today! (I’m finished!!!!) [End]