Cat-tastrophe Blues

[intro] [Verse 1] Woke up to a thud, guess what I found? My cat on the shelf, knocking things down Spilled my coffee, stole my toast Gave me that look like ("What? I’m the host?”) [Pre-Chorus] Paws on my laptop, tail in my face Running at midnight like it’s a race Meowing at nothing, staring at walls Guess he’s summoning ancient cat calls [Chorus] Lost self-control, did his thing on the litter box Tryin’ to escape, got stuck in his own socks Jumped too high, now he’s hanging off the door Nine lives left? Hmm… maybe four. [Verse 2] Tried to be sneaky, stole my snack Left half a tuna, but won’t give it back Sat on my chest like he owns my soul One second he’s chill, then out of control [Pre-Chorus] Knocking over cups, biting my toes Sleeping all day, then chaos mode Zoomies at 3, knocked over the clock Why do I love this furry little shock? [Chorus] Lost self-control, did his thing on the litter box Tryin’ to escape, got stuck in his own socks Jumped too high, now he’s hanging off the door Nine lives left? Hmm… maybe four [Bridge] Soft and fluffy, sweet little guy ’Til he slaps me with no reason why Purrs like an angel, acts like a brat Still, I wouldn’t trade my silly ol’ cat. [Last Chorus] Lost self-control, did his thing on the litter box Tryin’ to escape, got stuck in his own socks Jumped too high, now he’s hanging off the door Nine lives left? Hmm… maybe four. [Outro] Curled on my lap, purring so light Looking like he’s never caused a fight Guess that’s life with a cat like mine, Chaos and cuddles, and somehow… it’s fine. [music outro] [end]