[Verse - Dramatic, posh] Oh you bitter one How dare you bare Yourself upon my grass [Spoken aside - whispered, censored] You're just showing your... [beep] Oki doki guess we don't say that here Ok fine [Verse - Corrected, proper] You're just showing complete disdain For my lush green grassy plain [Chorus - Royal, on her palace (boat)] I sit in my palace upon the water Admiring the lush green grass I planted it last year when I came to this place But here you are I shall name thee CARL You have become my bitter enemy Carl And I shall banish you from this place [Chorus - Goosey anthem] Your goosey behind is forever leaving presents Squishy smelly thoughtful insights About your last meal await me As I walk to board my vessel in safety [Verse - Battle montage] I wave my arms, scream and yell, I even bought a water gun Carl stands guard with his beady eye While T T feasts and Karen drops another thoughtful insight I chase you and your team of thugs down the channel Nothing seems to ward you off Not even a murder I pay with snacks to keep their eyes on you! (You can't say that word!) A murder of crows you imbecile [Chorus - Louder] Your goosey behind is forever leaving presents Squishy smelly thoughtful insights About your last meal await me As I walk to board my vessel in safety [Outro - Waving goodbye, sweet] It's now that time of year Carl that we have to say goodbye You fly south and I wave to the sky Goodbye my nemesis, until next year When you and T T and Karen come back again Unless you meet a hunter's blast... To be honest I wish you no harm Just stop leaving presents ON MY LAWN of course I know we will do this again next year Insert dramatic eye roll here
