(Verse 1) I’m standin’ in the kitchen, lookin’ all around, Feelin’ like a galah who’s lost and found. Tryin’ to remember what I came in for.. My brain’s gone bush, wandered out the back door. (Pre-Chorus) So I take a deep breath, tell myself to think, Maybe calm’ll bring back the missing link… But nothin’ fires up, no spark, no glow... Just me and the mozzies dancing in the arvo light’s show. (Chorus) Ohhh, nothin’ happens, not a flamin’ clue, Starin’ at the fridge like it’s gonna give me a cue. So I backtrack slowly ‘cross the lino floor, Shufflin’ in reverse to the spot I was before. Eyes peeled wide looking all around, But nah-nah... I'll just have to stand my ground. (Verse 2) I scan every cupboard, drawer, and dusty shelf, Mutterin’ “fair dinkum, get it together, self.” Hopin’ something jumps out... a hint, a spark, But the esky’s quiet and the kettle’s in park. (Pre-Chorus) And the harder I try, the more my brain quits, Feels like it’s off havin’ smoko, takin’ long shifts. I give the fridge one more hopeful stare... Still nothin’ but cold air blowin’ in there. (Chorus) Ohhh, nothin’ happens, not a whisper of a thought, Not a single lightbulb moment to be bought. So I backtrack slowly ‘cross the lino floor, Moonwalkin' in reverse to the place I was before. Hopin’ for a sign from the universe’s creator… But nah-nah… It’ll come to me later. (Bridge) Maybe it was bikkies… maybe it was tea… Maybe it was somethin’ totally unrelated to me. Maybe I just walked in ‘cause that’s what Aussies do.. Stand in the kitchen, starin’ with no flamin' clue. (Final Chorus) Ohhh, nothin’ happens, but ah well, that’s fine, It’ll smack me in the noggin at some random time. Could be in the lounge room… could be by the gate… That “OH YEAH!” moment always shows up late. So I shrug my shoulders, shut the fridge, call it fate.. Cos I know, I know... It’ll come to me later… Yeah, it always comes later.
