Slackers’ Paradise

[Start] Intro: (Upbeat electric guitar and lively drum beat) In the office, where time stands still, A place where work’s a bitter pill. Verse 1: (Energetic vocals with playful melody and electric guitar) Boss says, “Don’t call them out, it’s mean,” “Let them slack, keep the workplace clean.” “Calling out’s just bullying, you see,” “Let’s keep it nice and lazy, let it be.” Chorus: (Catchy and fun with a bouncy rhythm) Slackers’ paradise, where work’s a dream, No one’s pushing, no one’s mean. Slackers’ paradise, take it slow, In this office, work’s a no-go. Verse 2: (Energetic vocals with playful melody and electric guitar) “Hey, did you finish that report?” “Nah, I’m busy, playing solitaire for sport.” “Deadlines? Oh, they’re just a suggestion,” “Why work hard? That’s the real question.” Chorus: (Catchy and fun with a bouncy rhythm) Slackers’ paradise, where work’s a dream, No one’s pushing, no one’s mean. Slackers’ paradise, take it slow, In this office, work’s a no-go. Bridge: (Upbeat instrumental with fun keyboard solo) “Hey, let’s have a meeting, just for fun,” “Talk about nothing, till the day is done.” “Productivity? What’s that even mean?” “In this place, we’re living the dream.” Chorus: (Catchy and fun with a bouncy rhythm) Slackers’ paradise, where work’s a dream, No one’s pushing, no one’s mean. Slackers’ paradise, take it slow, In this office, work’s a no-go. Outro: (Lively and fun with playful finish) So if you’re tired of working hard, Come join us, in the lazy yard. Slackers’ paradise, where work’s a dream, In this office, we’re a perfect team. [End]