[Intro] two foot nine? (two foot nine?) two foot nine? [Verse 1] Two foot nine? Fuck it I be honest I be Two Foot Five Above and below where's waldo a bitch she ain't look out below she get a taste on her lip to her throat up late in the even-in she tucked in and she sleepin in hypersonic type a sneakin i'm doin' see yo boo on every weekend (i'm in her deep end haha) twin peaks theme, backwards talkin' when we freakin' no peekin (no peekin, shhhhh) five card monte way the gat is on me christen my bail foe a stint at Mohegan i be bro wit mexicans they got inches on me, sizin' be a prize to them takki's on the fries, essay emphasize on my size to them but i ain't do him any harm cuh reverse pick pocket him a sentence of twenty to life, right now he clockin' in Geodude on bitches flexin every instance porno tape academy 'ward winnin i ain't do it foe appearance tie yo shoes together pleather scuff as you alley-oop you gave the earth some good head yo bih break bread wit me, I rent a lil mouse hole apartment in her wall, ain't pay rent cuz she owing on her end mighty max in the sack like the bedroom a micro machines type play set stage set, yo bitch consent way complacent freddy verse jason how disappointin the safe sex went i'm like bitch next i'm master i blast her on twitter, left her foe dead wit the damage like spitter tom riddle volty marks all charked but still raw in the middle bih be replaced like a griddle on sale female used like new, in detail i ain't breathe well cuz i'm smokin' jamaican type reefer mon i be cinna mon way i'm sneakin like a thief in the theatre tom peters type pause when i'm caught in the heat of it charge me like a felon but i beat that shit (i beat that shit) charge me like a felon but i beat that shit (i beat that shit) barcelona dwellin cuz i beat that shit (i beat that shit) i beat that shit david and goliath type of beat how i beat that shit mi mami the dolphin type a horny lil bo peep got her fawnin' on me yo bih sheerer than sheep how she flauntin on me shoulda seen just how far i crooked my neck up to look up boo got caboose huh? saw it in 3D plus concessions plus the bootleg plus yo cutie amuse may wearin' on stilts at tower of terror, trench coat be all leather not the columbine type the kids with height could conjure up in they minds mel gibson type mad max type but with the extra extra small price ginger spice be hangin offa me like a shackle from medieval times small claims court crimes represent myself all the time three books stacked up clear my throat (yo bitch taught me) i be (i be) i be [Hook} two foot nine fuck it i be honest i be two foot five above and below way you lookin at me when we meet at the stow at the stall you start peepin at me pissin alone i'm like "bro.." itty bitty size don't mean in all spots yo still ain't believe me? come and peep what i gots (OH MY) yo bitch falled in love with the teeny weeny gangsta with the shoe sized thug (thug) shoe sized thug (eeeeeeeeeeee) [Verse 2] yo hoe house you know i done snuck in just saw yo ass leavin "yeah bih get to walkin" i be on my stealth visit yo bitch be a recliner how she pivot you a lazy boy ain't even need to toy with the bih foe she proposin to the thug (shoe sized thug) i've had a rose or two but traded em in foe the pearl studs (shoe sized thug) pride be a sin but to me be a drug (shoe sized thug) yo bih love my height she in looooove wit me sayin' "oooh lil gangsta you so cute" she all over me climb her valleys, scoot in and give em hooties a toot she can't get over me finish up on the baddie, bust on the back tatty and give her the boot she all forlorn homie pull on her neck how she crouchin down on one foot got her crawlin out the door homie motorboatin on the low homie she like em tiny but now like yours homie double digits what it supposed to be (haha) [Hook] two foot nine fuck it i be honest i be two foot five above and below way you lookin at me when we meet at the stow at the stall you start peepin at me pissin alone i'm like "bro.." itty bitty size don't mean in all spots yo still ain't believe me? come and peep what i gots (OH MY) yo bitch falled in love with the teeny weeny gangsta with the shoe sized thug (thug) shoe sized thug (eeeeeeeeeeee) [Outro]


