Nothing beats the joy of having a vagina.

[verse] My vagina's got two sets of lips, But I don’t get those monthly blood drips. It hardly ever gets used, it’s true. [chorus] Nothing beats the joy of having a vagina. [verse] My vagina has some extra skin, They turned my outtie into an in. Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond, who knew? [chorus] Nothing beats the joy of having a vagina. [verse] Surgery was a success, But now I gotta pee Through a tiny little hole. Gotta remember to lower the seat, And when I wipe my rear, I go front to back, Don’t want any infections, that’s a fact. [chorus] Nothing beats the joy of having a vagina. [verse] I never thought I’d miss my vas deferens, Gave it up for a pair of big enhancements. Now I hang with all the lesbians. [chorus] Nothing beats the joy of having a vagina. [verse] Operation was paid in full, Now I share with friends My new designer jewel. They might think I’m a bit odd, But that’s alright with me, Now I crush them all From the ladies’ tee.