[Verse 1] It’s December 32nd, I’m still stuck here in reverse, The ball dropped, but nothing changed—could this year get any worse? They said, “Next year, things will shine,” but now I’m losing track of time, Guess I’m trapped in a glitch—ha! What a perfect design. [Pre-Chorus] Fireworks are fading, the streamers hit the floor, But the calendar’s still laughing, and it’s begging me for more. [Chorus] Oh, December 32nd, the year that won’t let go, It’s like a bad rerun of a show I hate, but they won’t cancel, though. I’m screaming at the sky, “When will this nightmare end?” Oh, December 32nd, you’re my frenemy again. [Verse 2] Midnight came and went, but the clock’s stuck on repeat, Confetti feels like ashes scattered underneath my feet. Every day’s a rerun, every hour feels the same, But hey, let’s slap a bow on it and give it a brand-new name. [Pre-Chorus] Fireworks are fading, the streamers hit the floor, But the calendar’s still laughing, and it’s begging me for more. [Chorus] Oh, December 32nd, the joke’s on me this time, Another day to overthink and drown in cheap boxed wine. I’m banging on the doors of fate—“Hey, let me out, my friend!” Oh, December 32nd, will this ever end? [Bridge] (Soft, sarcastic tone) If life gives you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade, But I’m stuck with moldy oranges, in some twisted game charade. The ball dropped, the clock broke, and I’m stuck in déjà vu, I guess the punchline’s obvious: the joke is always you. [Chorus - Full Power! Oh, December 32nd, your grip is iron-tight, An endless pit of waiting games and wasted candlelight. The fireworks are broken, the party’s lost its thrill, Oh, December 32nd, are you laughing at me still? [Outro] [Spoken, sarcastic, with fading guitar strums] Here’s to December 33rd—oh wait, don’t even start.