Java Ain't Real (Metal Version)

[Verse] Code-slingers in the mix, talkin’ 'bout syntax, Java throwin' fits, such a wannabe stack, C++ kids laugh, Python’s got clout, Struggle with your semicolons, what’s that all about? [Verse 2] JVM nightmares, memory leaks abound, Throw a NullPointerException, watch the code crash down, Compile-time whines, runtime blues, I spit hotter flows than your garbage cues. [Chorus] Java ain’t real, just a digital myth, Legacy code, man, it's startin' to drift, Syntax so stiff, creativity chained, Real programmers know true languages ain’t so pained. [Verse 3] Classpaths messed up, modules don't load, Oracle's grip tight, in the past, it's glowed, Generics make you cry, interfaces too, Type-safe prison, man, what you gonna do? [Verse 4] Abstraction's a joke, inheritance hell, Catch me in Python, where the scripts just gel, Java’s gotta plead, for its relevance need, While I'm flexin' my craft, plantin' real seeds. [Chorus] Java ain’t real, just a digital myth, Legacy code, man, it's startin' to drift, Syntax so stiff, creativity chained, Real programmers know true languages ain’t so pained.