(Verse 1) In the moonlight where shadows creep, An old ghost whispers, secrets to keep, With her haunted eyes, she calls my name, A curse was laid upon me, and I am not the same. (Chorus) Oh, the night she came, with a chilling sigh, She stole my pride, left me asking why, This old ratty-ass ghost, appearing on the scene, The bitch cursed my fate, and then stole my "peen". (Verse 2) In the midnight hour, I walk alone, Searching for answers and a way back home, Her laughter clacks away, like the ticking of a clock. A phantom of memories, and a thief of cock. (Chorus) Oh, the night she came, with a chilling sigh, She stole my pride, left me asking why, This old ratty-ass ghost, appearing on the scene, The bitch cursed my fate, and then stole my "peen". Repeat Verse 2 [Sweet Ass Guitar Riff] (Bridge) A thousand tales, she weaves in the dark, Of lost love, betrayal, and a broken heart, But I won’t surrender, I’ll fight through the strife, To get back my dong, and reclaim my life. [Second Guitar Solo, Because "Fuck You" That's Why] (Outro) So I'll beat that bitch, I'll cast her away, I'll break free of this game that she wants to play, I'll get this dick reattached, all shiny and new And then maybe next, I'll find my testicles too! [SHOUTS] Shit! She also stole my balls!!!! [Heavy Outro Guitar Riff, To Really Moisten You Up]