#2.5 (original recording by Dobby "Swamps" Gibbs, 1926)

Sometimes when you poop theres like so much poop what did you eat to poop that good its like you emptied your insides its like.... [chorus] Pooping two and a half poos filling up the bowl Pooping two and a half poos this is outta control Pooping two and a half poos no pushing required Pooping two and a half poos minimal wiping When i looked down in the bowl i was so suprised so clean and so long from side to side it was two and a half poos more than i usually do two and a half poos an incredible stool [chorus] Pooping two and a half poos filling up the bowl Pooping two and a half poos this is outta control Pooping two and a half poos no pushing required Pooping two and a half poos minimal wiping