[Start] [Intro] [Instrumental Break, glitch sound effects] [Verse 1] Spawned in the map, I’m stuck in the sky, Rubber-banding so hard, I’m learning to fly. Sinking through floors, walls don’t exist, Weapon jammed, now I’m punching my fists. T-posing warriors, sliding in style, Rag-dolling corpses pile after pile. [Pre-Chorus] Lag spike hits, I’m frozen in place, Fatal error crashes, "Your game’s a disgrace!" [Chorus] Oh, it’s a glitch in the system, chaos everywhere, Reload for eternity, mid-air despair. Through the map I fall, no rules apply, In this buggy madness, we’re learning to survive. [Verse 2] Super-sized swords, swinging in vain, My clothes disappeared, oh, what a shame! Plummeting deep, a void to explore, World turns black—guess I’ll reboot once more. [Pre-Chorus] Invisible walls, my fate is sealed, Respawn timer’s broken, how does this feel? [Chorus] Oh, it’s a glitch in the system, chaos everywhere, Reload for eternity, mid-air despair. Through the map I fall, no rules apply, In this buggy madness, we’re learning to survive. [Bridge] Rag-dolls flipping, I’m losing my mind, Hitbox betrayal, "Was that even designed?" Fatal error fun times, eternal gun jams, Patch notes dropping? Not giving a damn! [Verse 3] Spawned a car, but it’s floating mid-air, NPCs are dancing like they just don’t care. Textures glitch out, now the grass is pink, Paused the game, and it crashed—what do you think? Chat’s on fire, blaming the lag, Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a rubber band flag. [Chorus] Oh, it’s a glitch in the system, chaos everywhere, Reload for eternity, mid-air despair. Through the map I fall, no rules apply, In this buggy madness, we’re learning to survive. [Outro] Lagging through life, in this digital storm, T-posing glory, we’ve redefined the norm. Sing to the glitches, our anthem in code, In this endless madness, we’ve found our abode. [Fade to End]