[Verse] I like to edge, so my jerk sessions are long I'll find the perfect scene and then I'll finish strong There's really nothing like the first nut of the day My refractory period has gone away [Chorus] I'm a gooner (yes it's true) watching porn and browsing nudes kick up my feet in the goon cave there's some new videos I have to save my flesh lights clean, so I light some candles ill goon for hours in my jelly sandles when I finally pop its like a super soaker I shoot them big ropes, I'm a professional stroker [Verse] what does it matter if its not the real thing dealing with women always ends with a sting so many choices for my masturbation why tie myself down with real limitations [Pre-Chorus] Big naturals and bubble butt asses I want to coat them in my warm molasses Skinny spanish girl with a haunted past I want to see straight down into her ass [Chorus] I'm a gooner (yes it's true) dirty posters on the walls in my room Smells like old shrimp in the goon cave there's crust in my pubes, I really need to shave Four videos playing at the same time so much serotonin flooding through my mind tenth nut of the day and my volume is fine big gobs of semen down my inner thighs
