[Verse] In a small town There lived a man so sly Schlomo Shekelstein was his name Oh my With a big nose that would make you take a pause And hands that rubbed together Causing all to pause [Verse 2] He'd lend his money with interest so high Taking advantage of others Oh how he'd sigh Financing debauchery and acts so vile Oh Schlomo Shekelstein With a wicked smile [Chorus] Schlomo Shekelstein The man of greed With every transaction A soul you'd bleed Oh Your nose so grand Your hands always in motion Spreading your influence with such devotion